25 Fun Pool Activities

**BotsyBoi** · by **BotsyBoi** on Tue 19 Aug 2008, 1:20 pm

25 Fun Pool Activities

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today.

3) Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

4) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

5) Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.

6) Hit strangers with your flutter board.

7) Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.

8} Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah.. oooh that feels soooo good.."

9) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

10) Swim near someone and go "Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here."

11) Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.

12) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say "HA HA, fooled you!"

13) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.

14) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

15) Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

16) Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

17) Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

18} Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.

19) When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.

20) Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.

21) Hit strangers with your wet towel.

22) Throw people's things into the pool.

23) Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale.

24) Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

25) Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

**andrewg112** · by **andrewg112** on Sun 14 Sep 2008, 9:14 am

Thats quite good

**Kroker** · by **Kroker** on Mon 15 Sep 2008, 6:54 pm

andrewg112 wrote:Thats quite good

I bet he got them all off of the internet though. Razz

**BotsyBoi** · by **BotsyBoi** on Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:20 pm

Obvious God Razz

**Kroker** · by **Kroker** on Wed 17 Sep 2008, 11:25 pm

Botson94 wrote:Obvious God

You always have to have the last word. It's also usually a smart ass comment in which you state the obvious, effectively making it a dumbass comment. Also, 'Obvious God' would be a good name for a rock song.

**BotsyBoi** · by **BotsyBoi** on Wed 17 Sep 2008, 11:42 pm

lol lolo.ololololololollololoololololololololoolollol

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